The ink was barely dry on the divorce Petition before Ashlee and Craig were out and about, looking very couple-like. It's super fun to kiss someone new, but like so many decisions that seem like a good idea at the time, later on, not so much.
You want to know you've still got "it." And how convenient---dating your husband's best friend and colleague will not only scratch the itch, it'll probably make him wild.
Although there are millions things that annoy me on Facebook, one thing that NEVER gets old is the classic Facebook break up. For those of you that starve for public sympathy and attention, here are all of the CRUCIAL steps to a proper Facebook breakup.
Maybe I’m just a cruel person, but I can’t help but find pleasure watching all this embarrassing misery leak out into a public forum.
Step 1: Immediately after the breakup, log onto Facebook to change your status to single, and unfriend your ex.
Here's what's (allegedly) going on, in a nutshell: Singer Ashlee Simpson is getting divorced from bassist and lyricist Pete Wentz (Fall Out Boy).
Their mutual friend, Craig Owens, who's Wentz's BFF and colleague (Owens' band, D. For example, developmentally, toddlers are just figuring out the difference between you and me and others, friends vs. Despite protests of, "We're just friends" that's not what it looks like in the photos. And if you've got kids, explaining the dating game to them is next to impossible, IMHO. Do you really need to add meeting mom's new boyfriend after dad just moved out? Diana Mercer is the co-author of Making Divorce Work: 8 Essential Keys to Resolving Conflict and Rebuilding Your Life (Penguin 2010), and Your Divorce Advisor (Simon & Schuster 2001) and a mediator at ADR Services Peace Talks Mediation Services, Inc.This gives the illusion that you were the one that instigated the break up, regardless of if it’s true.This will give you the initial upper hand, and will bring in tons more sympathy than if you were the second one to react. Unless you’re a complete idiot, your profile is on a friends only privacy setting.You’ll want to change this to public so that your now ex can view your profile and see all the shit talking, and new photos you’ll be posting. At this point, you should have already collected enough sympathy and shit talking comments on your wall to start responding to them.